- me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
- chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
- me: i didn't even finish my order
- chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
- me: what
what staff really needs to do is delete those blogs who havent updated since 2009 with cool one word url’s
(via pinkbubblylove)
"The thought of her hands
touching his hair
makes me want to vomit."
Richard Brautigan (via perfect)
(Source: beautyisanillusion, via arafehh)
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
(via lea-michele)
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
(via kylielonsdale)
